No really I am. Feeling down? I am your go-to girl, I will make you laugh and cry at the same time. Want proof? Here you go. [Names have been changed to protect the innocent crazy].
[them]Are you out there
[them] Where are you woman I need you . . . . . . HELLLOOOOO
[me] I’m here, I’m here
[them] I am sad
[them] I am depressed
[them] I am ugly
[them] I am old
[them] I am a fucking loser
[them] Ok I feel better now
[me] Wow, thats pretty heavy and you caught me while I was having a moment and it made me laugh but not in a funny haha way
[me] More like a I feel the same damn way, way
[them] I am laughing now too thanks
[me] You are not ugly. You are not Old. And you are not a loser. You’re just funny looking, Not as young as you used to be and Not a winner
[me] Did I make you laugh? LMAO, I crack myself up
And the rest is personal. Admit it, you wish you were my friend. I have such a way with words. Come on, you know I do.
