ME. I am lame. Ok, there, I said it out loud and now you all know. This poor blog is so neglected and in much need of a facelift and some TLC. I am going to try and get to it this weekend…
The thing is – I blog fulltime for “work” and my own 20+ websites/blogs so, it leaves me feeling drained. So whats a girl to do? I will tell you – she shares a funny email her favorite cousin sent her to make up for her lack in posting until she can come back and grace you with a real post full of true Insomniac-like bitching ;) Not to mention my husband has been commuting to work again and I am alone with these three crazy kids much of the time, sigh. Wait, I said I would bitch later…
T.G.I.F. Vodka anyone?
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
**Daily Thought**
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS.
THEY’RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING,
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
[Author unknown, received in email.]
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That email is awesome ;)
Cheers!
There you are! I haven’t seen you ih FoReVeR! Thanks!
USe the SHOWER! hahaha. ANd ew. You haven’t seen me in forever, either, but it’s because I’m drowning in summer. Kind of like you. :) As long as you keep us updated.
Nice to see you again!
LOL @ #3… :)