Every year around August 20th I start telling the Man its my “birthday week!” And every year he laughs at me and says “yea sure, why not make it a birthday month?!”
This year I found a loophole and I got my birthday week!!! Pay close attention I am going to share my secret so you too can get yourself a birthday week! Are you ready?! Get sick, thats all there is to it. Friday I started with a fever, by Saturday I was in bed at 3:00pm (no laptop, nada). Sunday still felt like ass. Today is Wednesday and I feel even worse then I did over the weekend. My sinuses are killing me, my head hurts, my shoulders hurt and I *can’t* breathe and I can’t stop sneezing.
How is this my birthday week you ask? Well I am sick (which blows) but he has been taking the kids to school, picking them up, doing the homework and cooking dinner. Oh and I scored breakfast in bed today. So you see, I got the birthday week by way default but then that damn Murphy had to make sure I was good and sick so I wouldn’t be able to really enjoy it – you win some, you lose some.
Oh and before I forget, for this loophole to work properly make sure you smell like Vicks while stuffing tissue in the nostril that keeps running even after you have blown your nose 583 times. It’s very sexy.
And for the record ZPack and Tylenol Sinus both SUCK ASS.
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