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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Mommy came to visit this weekend and the Man was nice enough to take the kids to the beach yesterday so we could have the day to ourselves. We had a *great* time talking, shopping and eating. Fast forward to later that evening. My Mom, the Teenager and myself went to return something to Walgreens and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a Flasher!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:29:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took the Girl, her best friend and the 6-year-old to our pool yesterday. We were there for about an hour when I had to use the bathroom. So, I  put my book down and wrapped a towel around my waist and headed off to the bathroom. On my way, I noticed a man give me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back to LiFe, Back to rEaLiTy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Girl and Teenager were arguing over a late dinner last night. I was sick and exhausted after just getting home from a long weekend at my Parents. When this convo took place: [Me] It&#8217;s like I never left. [Man] Stopping to stare at me before asking &#8220;Why, what were you expecting?&#8221;  [Me] I don&#8217;t know &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Picture This&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 1:45pm and I jump in the Man&#8217;s truck to go grab the kids from school only to find out the damn truck won&#8217;t start. It started that morning but 6 hours later and of course the bitch won&#8217;t start again. Greaaaat, just great. So, I punch in the code to open the garage and jump on [...]]]></description>
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