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		<title>Lazy&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It must be true that cows milk contains hormones that lead to be big boobs. I hate Milk and Everybody has big boobs but me. Including my daughter who keeps taking MY bras. But, where are my boobs? It&#8217;s just not fair, I say. I share the opinion of just about everyone else in the world [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shit Shoe in the Shower</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel like Dr. Seuss &#8211; Shit Shoe in the Shower. Don&#8217;t you just love the arguments you have with your spouse that start out over the *stupidest* thing imangineable?! The 6-year-old stepped in dog poop with his new sneakers, so we told him to leave them on the patio until we could clean them. A day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Any Questions?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 00:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am such a good friend. Any girl would be happy to have a good friend like me. Need more proof? Look here ;) And below. Rae says: upload a mf pic! Rae says: I hate mf question marks    Karma is a bitch, I won&#8217;t even tell you what I went through just now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bleeeehhhhh</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 19:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Insomniac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s how I feel today. I couldn&#8217;t figure out what to do with the template so I ended up with this up for now. Funny enough this is the original logo for this blog and I have never used it. The Man is in the process of buying a business to add to his existing business. Which is a stressful mess in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Divorce Court is Looking Good</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 18:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Insomniac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Man just informed me that if you look up the word &#8216;condescending&#8217; in the dictionary that you will find my picture. Pfft, whatever. Some days I wonder why I got married.  I don&#8217;t like him today, Nope, I sure don&#8217;t. I wish I could Click him. Funny movie by the way, I am a huge [...]]]></description>
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