I feel like Dr. Seuss – Shit Shoe in the Shower.
Don’t you just love the arguments you have with your spouse that start out over the *stupidest* thing imangineable?! The 6-year-old stepped in dog poop with his new sneakers, so we told him to leave them on the patio until we could clean them. A day or two went by and the Man had forgotten about the shit shoe.
I am standing in the bathroom doing my hair, while the Man is in the shower when he says “bring me the shit shoe.” And I tell him “No!” The fight then took on a life of it’s own because I refused TO BRING THE SHIT SHOE in the SHOWER.
I don’t know, maybe it’s me but the thought of a shit shoe in the shower was freaking me out so I wouldn’t bring it to him. Which pissed him off to no end. He is one of the cleanest/germaphobe people I know so I was surprised by his piss ass attitude to begin with but whatever.
I’m might be a bitch and he is an asshole BUT the shit shoe never did make it to the shower. Score!
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More power to YOU! EWWW. I wouldn’t want the shoe in the shower, either. Don’t you all have a hose? A neighbor’s hose? ::shudder:: Good for you for sticking to your guns.
It’s amazing how different men and women are. He was probably thinking he was killing 2 birds with one stone. I would have been with you, enforcing the no shit shoe in the shower rule with bodily force if necessary.
Alex, thats the thing, we *do* have a hose he was being a lazy ass.
Brandi, you hit the nail on the head, he wanted to kill 2 birds with one stone but NO freaking way.
He still doesn’t get it, but I don’t care.
I don’t think I’d want a shit shoe in the shower, either, but have cleaned them in the bathroom sink. When the weather’s warm, they just get hosed off and thrown in the washing machine.
OMG ~ I’m LOL literally! I can picture your little Dr.Suess book’s cover and everything ~lol~
:) Life!
Ahh, Shit Shoe in the Shower, the lost Seuss classic.
OH! I totally concur!