* Why do I need to Press 1 for English? Shouldn’t English be the default language? Is it just me?
* I have gotten more than my fair share of tickets but I hate asshats that cut you off so they can go 25 mph.
* (This one is ALWAYS on my list) The toilet paper goes OVER not under. Over people.
* Is it really all that hard to wipe up your mess? I mean, it takes two seconds out of your day and now I don’t have that reason to bitch at you. Oh, and clean your damn room.
* We waited long enough for the damn Sopranos, why do we have to wait two more weeks for the final two episodes?? Bastards.
* I hate spam. With 30+ sites/blogs the spam is out-OF-control. I don’t have a penis, I don’t need viagra or cialis. Stop emailing me and get a real job.
* Cashiers with attitudes. I was a cashier, its not the best job and its not the worst. If you hate it, thats your problem not mine. Don’t take your bad day out on me and slam my shit around. Don’t have anything nice to say fine, just don’t be an asshole.
* (This one is always on my list too) No wire hangers. Not now, not ever. I know I’m weird but that doesn’t change the fact that I don’t like them nor will I ever. No wire hangers.
* When I tell the Man I am annoyed and he tells me to stand in line it really pisses me off. No, I won’t stand in line, I AM THE LINE. When he patronizes me that drives me nuts too.
* The Teenager. If I survive the summer, I want a big fat pin on my ass. He will be working with Man so hopefully that will help. But he will probably be grounded because his grades SUCK ASS… waiting on an email from his health teacher.
* When the girl teenager rolls her eyes at me and shrugs her shoulders I have flashes of me sitting in an orange jumpsuit..
And now for one of the things that I love and appreciate – the 6-year-old that lives here. I love *all* of my children the same. But, he is still sweet and loveable. He hugs and kisses me and tells me I am his best Mommy ever and he wants to marry me when he grows up (I know it won’t last much longer)..
Feel free to add to the list. I am sure I am missing some stuff ;) Happy Monday.
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The toilet paper does go OVER not under! I admit to changing it at my friends and family’s houses if it’s not right lol.
Ditto on the wire hangers too. They’re not allowed in my house. They should be banned!
I’m glad I am not the only one! I always change it at my best friends house and it really pisses her off ;)
Well, well I see some of her daddy in her and some of her mommy. Interesting writing, I love reading her stuff (slightly predjudice) but damn she has a great sense of humor. She should be the next Irma Bombeck. Keep it up your doing a great job. Just remember kids are with you for the rest of your life and that really is a good thing once they are not teenagers anymore. If I could survive anyone could. LOL LOL
No you didn’t, go all Joan Crawford on us with the no wire hangers bit!
1. I’m with you on the Soprano’s though they’ve been pissing me off more than anything else lately.
2. Amen on the Viagra spam thing.
3. Everyone knows toilet paper is always UNDER!!
Hang in there. At least you can take comfort in knowing you are not the only one being driven insane ;)
I used to have visions of myself in an orange jumpsuit. Now, I’m convinced that if a jury heard the whole story they’d let me off scott free. ;)
Me, like my Dad?! Never! haha Thanks Mom ;)
Bibi, Over!! I did go Joan Crawford on you ;) What can I say, thats a scary movie when your little AND your name is “Christina!”
Friglet, this gives me hope that I might get off haha
Yes definately over on the toilet paper – but babe – careful with the wire hangers – I dont use them either – got that from my mom – and the running joke was “Are you Mommy Dearest?” Remember the movie – NO WIRE HANGERS!!!! its right up there with my fond memories of the Jerk!!! LOL
That movie is the reason I hate them so much!! Talk about scaring a child to death, especially when her name is “Christina” seesh. Forever scarred me ;)
Oh and the Jerk, that is a forever memory scarred in my brain!
Ooh, what about people who yap on their cell phones in public restrooms? It’s times like those that I wish I could let some really loud farts rip at will. Public restrooms are NOT the place for phone conversations!
Ok Chrissie, You should now feel about 50% lighter than you did before you got all that heaviness off your chest :) Wow, you are cute!
I do agree that you need some recognition, but a pin on the ass maybe a bit painful. How about some spa treatment instead? I think that would feel a better :)
Your doing alright! Hang in there!
I know you’re busy and all, but I’d like you to have the Thinking Blogger Award. Play along if you get a chance!
OMG.
Madness #’s 1 and 10..I So feel your pain!!!!! Can we get an ‘AMEN’? ;)
some girl- its comforting to know I am not alone ;)
DSB, your comment got caught up on Akismet, I will play along first thing tomorrow. Thanks for thinking of me and for your nice comment!!