It must be true that cows milk contains hormones that lead to be big boobs. I hate Milk and Everybody has big boobs but me. Including my daughter who keeps taking MY bras. But, where are my boobs? It’s just not fair, I say.
I share the opinion of just about everyone else in the world who thinks Britney is a loser. However, she is NOT fat. Sure, she may not be as skinny as she was pre-baby but she surely IS NOT fat. Time to move on. I am so sick of hearing about her. And Paris [Gag me with a spoon].
I have been separated from my DVR for the past two days. Can you separation AnXiEtY? Its been hell I tell you. Hell.
I pulled into Starbucks for my caffeine fix yesterday and the six-year-old pipes up with, “Do you need to wake up Mom?”
The Man has OCD. One of his fixations is with nail clippers. I shit you not he has one in the bathroom, living room, next to the bed, garage and *both* vehicles. And he’s a damn nail biter, but he spends HOURS on his nails. It’s insane.
Since Friday I have done over 42+ business/affiliate blog posts so this blog is suffering. But really how much bitching can one girl do? Lots, really. So here I am ;)
I am *addicted* to Tetris.
I am watching Reality Bites. One of my very favorite movies of all time. If you have never seen it, you should. You Must.
I went to Barnes & Noble and stocked up on more books. Hey, thats what addicts do, they can’t control it. Only now I need to find the time to read more. No matter how late I go to bed or how early I wake up I just don’t have enough hours in my day.
I also bought more Sharpies. Its not my fault, I wanted more gray ones and the pack with the gray ones were marked down at Target.
If I have said it once I have said it a zillion times and will always say it – the toilet paper goes OVER. Over, not under.
It stormed badly last night and the six-year-old ended up sleeping kicking me all nite. Its about to storm again.. I love when he sleeps with me and cuddles but it ends up a kick fest. Good thing I had a nap today.
My sister is glad I am blogging. Wait until she finds out my post sucks. Ha, jokes on her ;) I suppose that is enough rambling for one evening. I will save some for tomorrow.
But do tell me… what are some of your peeves and/or obsessions must haves?
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I have been waiting for you to blog and you have taken forever!! Geez you act like you have 3 kids and a job or something!!…lol
Thanks to her friends who left me comments on my blog. Baby Rylan is doing great!! 3 weeks old today and just a complete pleasure.
You dont need boobs Chris, they are a waste of flesh. I would give you mine if I could.
No DVR stinks but atleast you had starbucks. A friend gave me a five dollar giftcard to starbucks and Aashley told me to save it for you and I will..lol She never stops thinking of you…
Well 22 days till you get to see your handsome little nephew. I love ya. Post more often your posts are great and I love them!!
I don’t want huge boobs, just some filling ;)
Awww, Ash is too much, I love it. Can’t wait!!
My wants are I can not have enough of anything like pens – you come by that naturally. They have to write nice and smooth. Sharpies are ok but not my favorite.
Plastic bowls – you can never have enough. Kids borrow food never get the bowls back. They should send me back something nice they cooked once in awhile.
Toilet paper – have to have Scott 1,000 sheet single rolls. SIL thinks that is prison paper but hey it lasts longer. Hate the soft stuff. Funny thing is my kids don’t stock up on TP they are always taking it from me. Man gets fustrated about that.
Paper towels – love them but people waste them. If you dry your hands leave them on the side for a few minutes and use them again. No one does that they just take thre or more sheets to dry their hands. One time when my son lived two miles from me he called stuck on the toilet because he ran out of toilet paper. The man brought it to him because he said you have to have toilet paper!! Must be a man thing too.
Love small towels that aren’t thick so I can put them on my hair to dry when I sit around in my robe after a shower. Funny thing is my kids do that one too.
Now I will stop rambling. Love ya Chris please keep on writing that is how I know what is going on in Melbournville!!!
I’m right there with you with the wire hangers. Death be to wire hangers!!!!
Oh, and my pencil thing ;)
Clearly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree Mom ;)
Peggy – I’m glad its not just me! And I can totally appreciate the pencil thing too ;)
I love the movie “Reality Bites”! I haven’t seen that in forever, I need to rent it. :)
I’m in far too bitchy of a mode to post my complaints here, I’d take over your entire blog!
I LOOOVE tetris! And I’m obsessed, err I love books too. I currently have 7 sitting on my nightstand waiting to be read (me=nerd)
Friglet,you can always email me and bitch. I am feeling bitchy too ;)
Tash, I have about 3x that many books to read… seriously. I’m a nerd too. Glasses and all ;)
I HAVE NOT SMOKED IN 10 YRS BUT I DO ENJOY QUILTING AND BUYING MATERIAL. Some day Chrissie can tell you the material story, LOL.
I am sooooo proud of you. 10 years is an AWESOME accomplishment!!!!!
Reality Bites….Now THERE’S a blast from the past.
I’m not 100% sold on your milk and boobs theory…I don’t consume much dairy, certainly not milk. Yet my knockers are huge!
I have a thing for nail clippers, too. But mainly because my hubby walks off with ours, and if they ever get left on the wasteland that is his desk, we won’t see them ever again. Certainly not when we need them.
Need to blog today your 9 days behind!!!! Need some good writings.
Love you
Bibi, it was fun watching it after all these years ;)
Belle, I was holding onto a theory here… work with me LOL
I’m trying Joooooyce, its been hectic as you know!
Love you and I know it has been rough. Keep up the good work.
Big boobs are NOT they are all cracked up to be! I had almost ten pounds removed and STILL have extra. You can have some, if you want. I don’t need it!
Thank you! When can I pick them up ;) I can fake a good (small) cleavage, but I would love to be just a tad more filled.
Its probably an issue for me because both my best friends got boob jobs ;)