Yes, I have PMS, but that’s not the point.
My neighbor is a raving bitch. An OLD cranky bitch. She hates kids. What the hell did she expect when she moved onto a cul-de-sac full of kids???? I am going to smack her the next damn time she yells at one of my kids.
If you work at the grocery store and you hate your job, its not MY problem. Slamming my groceries around is fucking rude. I was feeling like she looked and yet I still hung up my crackberry and muttered a hello because it wasn’t HER fault I was in a shitty mood.
And last but not least – if you are one of the very many people mad at me for not calling you – I assure you being a sarcastic dick with me, will not make me want to call you – but on PURPOSE this time. This one really frustrates me… I digress.
Oh the irony of it all… back in the day, I lived with the phone attached to my ear and now I hate it. When I still lived at home and I was grounded, my parents would take the phone and lock it in the bedroom so I could hear it ringing but but not be able to answer. Drove me cRaZy. Now, I could care less and the phone ringing doesn’t phase me at all. Not one little bit.
Grumpy much?


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Can we say “WOW” ….. I guess what is come down to is … So many people are just miserable. I tend to be a weird’O magnet… Hmmm such is life right?
Ha ~ and you used to make fun of me for the hating of the phone…. neener. I have a cranky old man neighbor two doors down that hates kids too. I’ll send him to hook up with your cranky neighbor lady!!!
Gabrielle, I tend to be a weirdO magnet too but you more so than me for sure LOL
Loretta, I apologize for ever making fun of you. I hate, hate, hate the phone! Send the neighbor, maybe they can move away to cranky town together ;)
I would LOVE to get rid of all phones, period! I never feel like I’m free. They’re like a permanent leash following me wherever I go.
I couldn’t agree more. Its maddening. And the kids are the worst offenders – they are never happy and want to go more places… blah blah blah and the phone keeps ringing.
I have days like this. Often.
That makes me feel slightly better Belle, but sorry you have to go through it too!